This morning I went for a run at the gym. As I went into the locker room there was a huge roach (about the size of a silver dollar) just chilling on the wall. I walked past it.
I ran then came back to the locker room to drop of my iPod, there sat the roach.
I came back to the locker room after I finish working out, the roach is still there.
I shower, get dressed and walk out, and there he sits. So I killed him.
9 comments:
he was asking for it, for sure.
Josie,
As the good book says in Luke 11:9 "And I say unto you, Ask, and it shall be given you"
Josh
you killer, did he do anything to you, no
Jossette,
Roach saliva, feces and decaying body parts are all allergens, and I hate to cough. Plus roaches carry pathogenic bacteria and viruses such as streptocococcus and dysentary. They also can carry Salmonella.
But more importantly, he was in the gym and was not a member.
Josh
no he wasn't, he was minding his business getting his workout on too. How would u like it if u got smashed:)
Jossette
I wouldn't get smashed, I pay my monthly dues to the gym. Plus the more I work out the harder it is for someone to smash me, perhaps the roach should have done a few more reps and he'd be alive telling his raoch buddies a great story.
Josh
he was just hanging out, thats all I am saying, plus the verdict is still out on you working out hard for someone to smash you. I can recall when I had to come to your defense:)
Jossette,
Saving me from a beautiful yet crazy woman doesn't count as coming to my defence.
Bottom line is if I see a roach, I'm killing it. Maybe not hte first time I see it, but definately by the 4th.
Josh
hey josh homer,
Guess I shouldn't tell josette about the roach fights i promote at my apartment.
rock on,
aitch
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