Wednesday, January 7, 2009

God help me

I just had a child and it really makes me believe in God; not the power of birth stuff. I believe in God by default.

Evolution could not explain how got here. A caveman couldn't hide from a velociraptor with a screaming baby in his hands.

"Dinner time!
I think I hear a baby that needs his diaper changed."

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Congrats and welcome to a world without sleep!

Anonymous said...

Congratulations Josh. I allowed your wife to give birth.

Josh Homer said...

Thank you God and Tony Snow!

Anonymous said...

Grab what sleep you can, when you can. Nothing else is important! I hope you have good relatives nearby, who can come over and watch the baby while you sleep.

Anonymous said...

We miss you Josh. say hi to the poop-monster be it girl or boy or both or whatever.

Anne Johnson said...

Don't you love his soft skin and chewy thighs? I miss having little babies! Congratulations! I would make you a nice casserole, but it would be cold by the time I drove from Camden to Brooklyn.