I had a kid

He took up a lot of my time. So I wasn't able to write. Now he's older, so I have more time and a lot more things I'm pissed off about. More to come.

One of the many secrets of marraige

I've only been married for two years, but I figure out one trick to marriage: no matter what the question is you should always work a compliment into the answer. Here is an actual exchange between my wife and I.

Wife: If I die would you marry someone prettier or uglier than me?

Josh:I'd have to marry someone uglier because you're the prettiest woman alive.

Wife:That was the right answer.


Every question's a test, every answer a chance to fail.