Gandhi says shut the fuck up and take it like a man!
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
I guess I was never funny, until now
Because I was on TV a few people have called me or emailed me telling me that I was never funny when I worked with them or went to school with them. I was always funny! It's just that no one paid me to do it until now. Whatever.
You are not funny in real life. Something about a stage allows you to release your inhibitions. Your wife, on the other hand, is HILAROUS in person. Everyone, I bet, thinks that she is the comic. You guys make a good match. Hopefully you kids will have both of your best points.
that's pretty funny, and to an extent, kinda true- Josh is more of an observer when hangin' out, taking it all in...when me and the soon-to-be Mrs. went to a this crazy off-broadway show with him, Fuerzabuerta (or whatever), everyone was goin' nuts, dancin' like maniacs, shouting, etc...Josh? Stood there like he was watching a political speech.
I, on the other hand, am fnny in real life...just not at work (well, not to the masses there).
Anonymous, I bet you're friends with my wife! For the record she steals my jokes. Anything I say to her that's funny gets repeated and you guys think she came up with it! Kristina H witnessed this first hand.
Harris, I was just enjoying the show, what's wrong with that?
Fool, this is your wife! Who else besides Harris, Amy, my mom and Kantaad read your blog? Who else forgives all your misspellings?
And, Harris, yes, I accept you acceptance that I am funny. Even my comments are funny (case and point above).
For the record, Josh...you WISH I stole your jokes. Oh, didn't you text me the other day that you used one of my jokes on stage? Oh, and didn't you also mention that it did well? Say whatever you want. I get 50%! NO. MATTER. WHAT. It's called a marriage, and isn't it just beautiful.
Joe gives me ideas all the time. In fact, he wants me to steal his jokes. OT- Josh I have another idea for a sketch. We have 2 now that we can pimp Sadie out for. Write me and we'll hash it out!
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hey josh homer,
if half the people in my office found out I did stand-up, they'd say, "Really?!? You?!?!"
rock on,
aitch
Same here. I go to work to work (or at least look like I'm working) not to tell jokes.
Josh
You are not funny in real life. Something about a stage allows you to release your inhibitions. Your wife, on the other hand, is HILAROUS in person. Everyone, I bet, thinks that she is the comic. You guys make a good match. Hopefully you kids will have both of your best points.
hey anonyomous,
that's pretty funny, and to an extent, kinda true- Josh is more of an observer when hangin' out, taking it all in...when me and the soon-to-be Mrs. went to a this crazy off-broadway show with him, Fuerzabuerta (or whatever), everyone was goin' nuts, dancin' like maniacs, shouting, etc...Josh? Stood there like he was watching a political speech.
I, on the other hand, am fnny in real life...just not at work (well, not to the masses there).
Rock on,
aitch
Anonymous,
I bet you're friends with my wife!
For the record she steals my jokes. Anything I say to her that's funny gets repeated and you guys think she came up with it! Kristina H witnessed this first hand.
Harris,
I was just enjoying the show, what's wrong with that?
Josh
hey josh homer,
nutin' - just an observation - you're a pretty subdued dude.
rock on,
aitch
Fool, this is your wife! Who else besides Harris, Amy, my mom and Kantaad read your blog? Who else forgives all your misspellings?
And, Harris, yes, I accept you acceptance that I am funny. Even my comments are funny (case and point above).
For the record, Josh...you WISH I stole your jokes. Oh, didn't you text me the other day that you used one of my jokes on stage? Oh, and didn't you also mention that it did well? Say whatever you want. I get 50%! NO. MATTER. WHAT. It's called a marriage, and isn't it just beautiful.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you my wife.
Till death do us part.
hey all - harris steals my jokes too.
watch
while
he
denies
it
hey josie,
DENIED!!
rock on anyway,
aitch
Josie, you are Harris' funny half. Without a doubt.
Joe gives me ideas all the time. In fact, he wants me to steal his jokes.
OT- Josh I have another idea for a sketch. We have 2 now that we can pimp Sadie out for. Write me and we'll hash it out!
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