I was raised very religious, very very religious. I used to know every book in the Bible, in order, the authors, where the books where written and their significance to the Bible as a whole.
My wife is not the religion I was raised, so it's caused some tension in our collective households. Which lead to the following conversation between my wife and my mom:
Mom: You know, I love you but I just can't except you, if you know what I mean.
Wife: Not really.
Mom: I mean even if you were Alicia Keys, I couldn't fully except you.
Wife: Alicia Keys?
Mom: You know she is beautiful, but I just couldn't except her either.
My wife then comes to me and says, "I can't believe she compared me to Alicia Keys! I am so much better than her!"
So true. (But Alicia if you're reading this, ummm call me.)
You can't even except me? I'm rich! I play the piano and everything!PS - I tried to post an Alicia Keys video but youtube put the cabosh on all her vids! So much for the fans.
1 comment:
hey josh homer,
actually, she's negatively comparing your wife to alicia, like alicia is so much better...i disagree - well, until i see how funny alicia's wall comments are when she accepts my friendship.
rock on,
aitch
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