Obama won, now STFU about it

I support Obama (mixed kids 4 life!), I donated, I talked to people about voting for him, my middle name is Barak. I am ecstatic he won, my world has already changed because of it. However, people need to be quiet about it for now and let January 20th come.

Lots of people are saying that the eletion proved that America is not racist. Slow down. What it porved is 53% of the 61% of eligible voters picked Obama. That's only 32% of the eligible voters picking him. That's not a lot, and how many of the people who voted for Barack are black, Latino or some other minority that racism was never a problem they had but one they experienced.

To some, what Barack is now is a validation that darkies are taking over. He's a recruitment tool of racist extremist. He's already recieved so many death threats and he's not even in office.

So for now, just whisper hope and change, at least until Barack gets his foot in the door.

Monday Nov 3rd

I step into the elevator at work and a brown skinned delivery guy jumps in to. He looks at me and says, "It's our time now." I look back and smile. He then says, "They've had their chance, now it's our time." I said, "You're right." Then the door opens and some white people get in. The delivery guy gets quiet and looks down at the floor. The white people get off, then the guys says in a hushed tone, "Our time" and gets off at the next floor.

He was into change but he didn't want the good white folk to think he was too uppity.

What a waste

About 2 months ago Facebook offered free Obama buttons to the first 10,000 (or was it 1,000 or maybe 100,000. Who cares?) who replied. After waiing 6 to 8 weeks, my button arrived yesterday in a HUGE package.

Yes we can (use lotion)

Although I am a huge supporter of Obama, I can not cosign this ashy foot look he's rocking in Hawaii. Yes I know he was visiting his sick grandmother, but ashy feet are not presidential.



One week to the election. Make sure you vote.

Dumb Question

I wonder is anyone gets this one wrong? I just wish one of the choices was Will Smith. I would love to see the wrong answers then.

Obama and Hilary video

Here's a video done by fellow comedian Michael Hayne. Check it out, laugh a little, think some too.


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Damned if you do, damned if you don't

While watching CNN this morning, Rudy Giuliani came on and bashed Obama for not visiting Iraq more often. Before his visit they bashed him for not visiting, now it's not enough. Funny I didn't hear Rudy bash Obama for being faithful to his wife, something Rudy could not do. I worked with Rudy and Co. during 9-11 recovery and I live in NYC, trust me that man is an a-hole. I leave you with a clip from the king of sound bite, my man, Joe Biden.


Rudy's reply, "Screw you, 9-11"

I want to cut his nuts off!

Check out this video of Messy Jesse caught talking about Obama.


I love it because "Rev" Jesse Jackson says Obama talks down to black people, black religious people in particular. That would be disrespectful. Kind of like if you used funds from your religious non-profit to pay your side chicks to stay quiet because you knocked them up out of wedlock, right Jesse? Why is he even in the news, it's not 1984.

The Empire Strikes Barack

I wish I could do stuff like this.

Obama, the remix

Seperated at birth?

These 3 guys look alike, at least my wife's family seems to think so:







It seems I did not marry a woman as much as I married a situation.

They Really Reptiles Y'all

So I filmed an Obama commercial on Saturday, nothing major. I'm actually in a group of 5 people reciting lines.

The fun came after my commercial shoot. The asked to do some interviews regarding politics, Barack Obama, and just the stats of things in the US in general. They also wanted to pair us up with the people we did the commercial shoot with. There were three women (2 black, and 1 white) in my shoot and a white dude. They paired him up with a small black girl, to show diversity. They paired me up with the white girl, not for diversity but because the other girl left.

While we are waiting to go into the room for the interview, the girl, let's say her name is Joan, tells me she is not sure about doing it. "They're going to ask us politics stuff right?" I assumed they would as this shoot was about Barack Obama. "Well I'm not really into politics; I study more the Illuminati, and what's really going on." Oh Really? "I've studied their movements and stuff for the past 10 years, so I'm into what's happening." I thought to myself, "We are in for a wild ride."

We go into the room, slate the camera, and get ready. They have 5 questions to ask us. Since I've done a few interviews I know what they are looking for: sound bites and things that reinforce the views of the commercial copy. My partner in the interview had no clue.

First off Joan was gorgeous, I say this because I attribute this fact as to why she gets away with talking about Illuminati and no one calls her on it. I can honestly say sometimes when she talked I did not hear her, I just looked at her face and thought "God damn!"

So I do my questions, she does hers. We're about 3 questions in and no illuminati talk so I think I am home safe. Never assume. The question was what about Obama's political views makes you like him. I replied with an answer about how his is a politician by trade but his simplicity in the solutions he offers reflect that he is not a politician in his heart (more cheese please). She replies, "I don't really know his politics, but I've watched the debates and his speeches [first off if you watched the debates and speeches you should know his politics], but I am good at feeling people out. His aura and his energy come to me through the screen, I can feel him." Here we go. She starts talking about his soul and how it speaks to her, I looked at her and my jaw dropped.

She then goes and says she hopes the powers that be let him accomplish his goals, because the Illuminati run everything. They practice human sacrifice and drink human blood. The camera man cut me a look as if to ask if we were a couple. I shook my head "Hell no." The woman interviewer's eyes darted back and forth from me to my sexy but crazy interview partner. Finally Joan realizes she is rambling and says, "You're going to edit this out, right?" The interviewer replies, "No doubt."

They shut the camera off and Joan says that she had to be careful of what she said because the Illuminati are out there, that they drink human blood, and then she drops the bomb on us all. She says, "You know they really reptiles y'all?" WTF? Without batting an eye the interviewer says, "Girl you're so crazy. I haven't heard that reptiles thing in about 5 years." The cameraman laughed.

I left the studio, there were celebrities there that people were fawning over, but I really don't care about celebrity (except to make fun of it). As I am running out the door the cameraman is taking a cigarette break. He yells out to me as I walk off, "Remember........ they're reptiles"


Diana from V or Illuminati? You decide.

Oh the racism, it hurts

So I did an open mic last night and a comic did the following joke, which got applause.

So did everyone see the Obama speech? Did you see the very end? Obama said, "I can't wait to knock the bottom off some white bitches"

Yes that's what Obama said, and I think Hilary said, "Oh my period is crazy" then McCain said, "I've fallen and I can't get up."

This "comic's" joke offended me for a few reasons. Number 1 it's based in racism, and not the good kind. Number 2 the audience laughed, come on guys that wasn’t even a real joke. Number 3 the joke is lazy, you're basically relying on preexisting stereotypes. Furthermoew if you think Obama who was the first black president of the Harvard Law Review did not already "bang the bottom off some white bitches" then you are very nieve. Man, I hate comics.

Obama

So I am auditioning for a commercial for the man who shares my name tomorrow night. I do what I can to help support light skinned black dudes, we got to stick together. Light Black Actors.

Obama: The Great White Hope?

So I'm voting for Obama, and not because he's black. I wouldn't vote for any black dude running. If Flava Flav ran, he would not have my vote. He would however have me as his assassin: Joshua Barak Homer (because assassins use all three names). What's that you say? Yes my middle name is BARAK! Damn right. When Barack Obama was in college calling himself Barry (he did, read his books) I was repping Barak to the fullest. Well actually I wasn't. That name got me teased more than Josh. The funny thing is people love the name now; it's even in the baby name books. People are like "Oh I love the name Barak; it's a strong African name." Well guess what suckas? The name is not African it's Hebrew (Mosoltov suckas!). Read your bible, the book of Judges. The original Barak was a gangster. He killed many a fool in the name of God.

Barak, I beg the mercy.
Talk to the hand bitch!

It also cracks me up that now that Barack is a viable candidate, people are switching sides to support him. Before the primaries, people in the black community where hard on poor old Obama. "He's not black enough, I'm voting for Hilary" Really? I'm pretty sure Hilary is not black enough either. It's also funny to label him 'not black enough.' What did you expect the first black president to look like? Wesley Snipes? Its America baby, and Blade is not making it to the White House. You have to get people used to idea of a brown President before you go Chocolate Love on them.

I need your vote and your blood,
mostly just your blood.

If When Obama wins it will be an end of an era. No more will people let you 'get away with' using your race as a handicap. That's not saying racism will not exist, that's saying you better STFU about it. "Man I can't get booked at these clubs because they make the line up mostly white." "Man you need to stop talking that crap, you can do anything. The President is black so don't tell me you can't get booked" Ahhhh the end of an era.

What do you mean you can't be anything you want. Look at me I'm the damn Black President,
and this ain't Deep Impact