WTF Amazon buyers?

So I'm searching for home gym stuff because once the kid comes, I don't think I will be able to do the whole 2 hour gym thing (30 minutes travel time to and from teh house, 20-30 minutes to shower and change, 60 minutes to work out and stretch). So I went to Amazon to find some nice things to work out with that I can store under my bed.

Turns out that the people who love to work out at home also love the movie American Psycho the Uncut Killer Collector's Edition. Click for a better view.

"If I get my guns strong enough I could choke someone to death!"

I just did something I have never ever done before

I bought a pair of running shoes for running. I grew up poor so my "play shoes" were just my old shoes. This is a big step for a dude who my wife says acts just like the dad from Everybody Hates Chris.

What does she know? Last night she wasted $.32 worth of electricity.

Working out update

Today I threw up at the gym. Six pack here I come.