$6 million for some babies?

So J.Lo dropped her babies like a mix tape. She had a boy and a girl. The thing is she sold the pictures of the kids for $6 million dollars! I may be a racist but I think this is the first time anyone has paid millions to see some Peurto Rican kids, they're a dime a dozen. They're not rare, if I go to the Bronx I can't walk 3 feet without tripping over one. (I can say racist stuff like that because I'm a minority. Eat your heart out white dudes)

JLo: These babies are keeping me relevant,
because my movies and music sure aren't.
Mark Anthony: And by drinking their blood,
I might not look like I'm dying!