"Some guys have all the luck" or "There is no justice in the world"

So this level 3 sex offender just won $10 million from a scratch off ticket. This dude has been a sex offender since 1974, talk about "staying the course." Just in case you were wondering a "level 3" offender is, it's the most dangerous kind and they are likely to commit another crime. Now this dude has $10 million to do it with.

He's going to be the Batman of sex offenders, all this money, time on his hands, and people to touch! I mean the sex offender is going to have a little boy with him at all times in tight green spandex pants and the kid is going to swing from ropes and slide down poles. It will be just like the real Batman except not in the closet.

Meanwhile I've never molested anyone and can't win anything.

Holy windfall Batman, I'd touch your penis for $10 million